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10-Apr-26 17:25
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monthly summary

https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-fourth-warmest-march-globally-sea-surface-temperatures-return-near-record-levels

> March 2026 was globally the fourth-warmest on record, at 1.48°C above pre-industrial levels

> The average sea surface temperature (SST) for March 2026 over 60°S–60°N was 20.97°C, the second-highest value on record for the month.

> The daily SST steadily increased throughout March and is approaching the record values set in 2024.

> Daily Arctic sea ice extent had a joint lowest winter maximum, tied with 2025.

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Even more confusing. The bridged accounts seem to follow local accounts. How do they do that since I can't log in as them?

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Struggling to understand Bridgy.app I seem to now have four accounts.

@jbond Mastodon original
@jbond23.bsky.social Bluesky original

@jbond.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Mastodon copy on Bluesky
@jbond23.bsky.social Bluesky copy on Mastodon

How does this help? I don't get it.

I really just want to post first on Mastodon, copy to Bluesky and then interact with any replies I get on Bluesky.

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Does anyone else use https://skymoth.app/ to autopost Mastodon posts to Bluski? Seems like it's stopped working about 3 days go.

Maybe I should be doing this differently. Are there any other easy alternatives?

09-Apr-26 07:10
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test post via @skymoth. Please ignore.

10-Apr-26 17:25
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- Joe Buck

60ml Jamaican Rum, 15ml Lime, squeeze Honey 5ml?, dash Angostura, dash Peychaud's, collins, ice, lime chunks, top with quality ginger beer like Fentimans or Belvoir.

Any old Jamaican, like Kingston, Appleton's. Should be funky so 50ml + 10ml Wray&Neph.

It's perfect weather for a streamlined world & low level pod bikes. Taking the piss quietly and getting away with it. And then relaxing in the evening sun.

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Did I mention TACO Tuesday? Si, senor.

That UK Indeed TV Advert of the salary negotiation. Would be perfectly turned into a Trump negotiation meme.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHG3-uKvGtr/

What are your demands?
No, you go first.
Surely as the aggressor, you have to go first.
Well I think you should suggest what you want in a ceasefire
Why don't you tell me what *you* want.

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I went looking for the Sinclair X1. A roofed E-Bike.
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/sinclair-x-1-electric-buggy-concept-26445.html

I remembered the designer, Ben Wilson. Love their work.
https://wilsonbrothers.co.uk

Who also designed the DonkyBike. Brilliant. But should be electric.
https://donkybike.com/

But then there's also this - BikeKar. Just stunning. Should also be electric.
https://wilsonbrothers.co.uk/work/bike-kar/

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So do we get to call this Israel-US-Iran war the "Six Week War"?

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It's going to be a perfect night for a fire in the wood. But if i do that I'll pay for it all week. Decisions, decisions.

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> six in 10 people aged 16 to 34 identify with no religion. Furthermore, this is not a “phase” of youthful rebellion; 94% of those raised without religion remain non-religious as adults.

> Church of England’s identity falls to just one in 10 of the general population

> We must stop treating the non-religious as a demographic absence and recognise them as a community with a positive, ethical worldview

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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/05/the-guardian-view-on-britains-religious-right-using-and-abusing-faith-in-the-pursuit-of-power
> Britain’s religious right: using and abusing faith in the pursuit of power

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/05/there-is-no-revival-of-christianity-in-britain
> Humanists UK says we must recognise non-religious people as a community with a positive, ethical worldview that deserves equal standing in the public square

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An old Buddhist story.

Six monks were talking

The first said "The flag moves"
The second, "It's the wind that moves"
The third, "It's the mind that moves"
The fourth, "What flag?"
The fifth, "What wind?"
The sixth, "What mind?"

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The UK Right-Wing parties are going hard today on how the UK is a Christian country. The thing is we're actually an A-Religious country. 30% say they have no religion when asked. 30% were brought up in a faith but haven't though about it since they were 10. 20% know what to do in a place of worship, but only ever go for weddings and funerals. Which leaves 10% who are just getting old.

It's not that we're Atheist. We're A-Religious. We're simply not interested and don't care.

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And then they came for the Marmalade. But I did nothing because we make our own.

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- Queen's Park Swizzle #2

60ml Light rum, 20ml Lime, 10ml Dbl syrup, handful mint, 2 dash Angostura, 2 dash Peychauds, muddle or sort shake, Frozen Collins, Crushed ice, Straw.

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If it doesn't come from the House of Orange in the Netherlands, it's not Marmalade. It's just sparkling Citrus Jam.

I have to say, I didn't know they grew oranges in Dundee.

I did try Onion Marmalade on my Hot Cross Bun but I did not like it.

re: Some righty eejit claiming "#EU regulations which say only the Portuguese can use the word “Marmalade” alone.".

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First they came for the Generals and I didn't speak up because I was not in the military.

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Drones, Drones, Drones...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/04/fighting-robots-give-ukraine-hope-in-war-with-russia

Do these have nicknames? eg "Donkey", "Caterpillar".

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That about wraps it up for the US-Israel-Iran "Five Week War" of 2026.

Now, on to the 6th week.

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- Fitzgerald

60ml Gin, 20ml Lemon, 10ml dbl syrup, 3 dashes Angostura, tiny pinch salt, Shake, double strain, lemon twist.

From Dale DeGroff via
https://thespirits.substack.com/p/the-spirits-194-the-fitzgerald

> Have a Good Friday. Try not to get crucified!

09-Apr-26 08:40
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So that's late Millennials and the first GenZ.

Twenty-Teens memories for people who were (virtually) 20 in that decade

- Glasto Dance went from one field into an entire village with the Arcadia spider as well
- Basement clubs in Dalston and across N London multiplied like topsy
- Post-Dubstep turned into Future-Garage, Nu-UKGarage, UKFunky, Lofi-House.
- Queer, non-binary, trans disco got huge.
- Warehouse/Wood Raves
- Boiler Room, Bangface, Bandcamp,
- Festivals from Boutique to MASSIVE!

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Google Maps : Timeline is no longer available on web browsers.

FFS Google! What is wrong with you?

08-Apr-26 22:10
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If you know people who were in their early 20s in that decade, they'll be 30-40 somethings now. I wonder what they remember as highlights and if they're still doing it. What's the music they got stuck on then and still listen to now?

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Placeholder :

The Twenty-Teens were a golden age for Music & Culture.

Especially Dance music and culture.

I think we're far enough beyond it now to start critiquing and analysing what the hell went on in the decade post-Millennial hangover and pre-Pandemic.

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Picked up a bottle of 007 Special Edition Bollinger in Tescos yesterday for £33.75 instead of £55. Clubcard £45 and then 25% off for a mixed bag of 6 bottles. Nice. Should have bought two.

Celebrating 50 years of being the official champagne of James Bond. Or something.

The name's Bond. J Bond.

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One word, Benjamin.

"Cicada".

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On hands free calls, the sound quality through the mic was bad for the caller. Way too much ambient noise.

Not helped that the Phonak and Boots apps are primitive and useless.

Volume set in the app doesn't get remembered between charging and on-off cycles. Meaning you have to reset the volume at least once a day.

Online tech support is minimal via email only. Best bet is peer support through Reddit but that's as flaky as always.

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Doing tech support for the partner's fancy new bluetooth hearing aids. The camel's straw was not having any control over notification and ringtone volume through the HAs and it was REALLY LOUD. She doesn't listen to music or radio through headphones. So Bluetooth turned out to be useless and is now disabled.

The TV connector was returned as it was too awkward. Particularly shared volume control. and when only one of us was watching sport on TV with the other next door.

06-Apr-26 17:10
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Another petition. "Nationalise water companies to make water a non profit publicly owned asset". Currently 22,771 signatures. Deadline 26-Aug. Can we get it to 100k?

Gov says, No.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/757426?reveal_response=yes

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New bin rules today, for some of us.

In many councils this means doubling the number of bins, which then sit on the pavement all week as there's nowhere else for them.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/31/ben-jennings-cartoon-bin-collections-england-government-recycling#comments

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Bill Drummond on point. Again.

https://www.penkilnburn.com/step-title/

05-Apr-26 22:10
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It's an old meme. But a new sarcastic laugh. The only things missing are the Ballroom Bunker and the Gold Statue.

Iran meets Downfall.

https://x.com/fan_fintwit/status/2038359107107967232

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Jaxa Arctic Sea Ice Extent, in the records

- Q1 Average, 2nd lowest
- March Average, lowest
- Maximum, lowest

https://forum.arctic-sea-ice.net/index.php/topic,4491.100.html#msg438768

3...2...1... BOE in 2026! Actually, no mate. We're still a long way from that.

04-Apr-26 18:25
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I must down to the woods again, to the lonely tree and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall oak and a full moon to steer me by;
And the deer’s kick and the blackbird’s song and the white blossom shaking,
And a grey mist from the morning dew, and a grey dawn breaking.

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Full Pink Moon, Sprouting Grass Moon, Egg Moon, or Fish Moon.

Anyway, It's got everything :-
- A prophet creation myth borrowed from the Egyptians
- A resistance movement that systematically murdered the first born of every family of the ruling class. "An Angel did it!"
- Escape and migration to a promised land
- A Tsunami & Volcano
- The birth of a religious death cult

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If you were amazed at the myths & legends that religion has built around the winter solstice, you won't believe what they did for the first full moon after the spring equinox.

Given it's Spring, it's surprising just how much of it is about death.

The bit that scares me is Easter Bunnies Laying Chocolate Eggs.

Greenwich BST
1-Apr-26
Moonrise 19:14 1-Apr-26
Sunset 19:33
2-Apr-26
Full moon. 02:12 UTC/GMT, 03:12 BST
Moonset 06:22
Sunrise 06:33

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If you have even a vague interest in what's happening in Venezuela, this is fascinating.
https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2026/03/the-weight-on-delcy-rodriguez/

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We need to make Britain great again. And get back to the late 18th century when Britain ruled the world. And sewage flowed freely down the streets.

> "'River of raw sewage' pours down UK street with 'biohazard' faeces flooding road and path."

> First it was Horbury in Yorkshire, then Margate in Kent, now Stoke-on-Trent in Staffordshire, is there a single stretch of the sewage system anywhere in the country operating as expected?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/river-raw-sewage-pours-down-36941450

https://x.com/Feargal_Sharkey/status/2038873234116878733

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> 5,000 council seats up for grabs on 7 May, with elections spanning all 32 London borough councils, 32 metropolitan boroughs, 18 unitary authorities, six county councils, 48 district councils and six directly elected mayors in England.

Several of the district councils have a system of rolling elections on a 4 year cycle. One year of County councilor only, and then three years of 1/3 of councillors being (re)elected.

Wales Senedd is PR. Scotland is partially PR and partially FPTP.

03-Apr-26 17:40
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Tactical vote, FTW.
https://stopreformuk.vote/

Keep Reform Out
Get The Tory Out
Get Labour Out

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UK District Council elections, Mayors, Senedd and Scotland MSPs are on 7-May. Deadline for candidate registration is 9-April. Voter registration 20-April

We don't yet know the candidates, although some have already announced.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/31/tuesday-briefing-first-edition-local-elections-campaigns-may

Support, join, subscribe, donate to the smaller & devolved parties. Green, LibDem, SNP, Plaid Cymru, Sinn Fein.

Help the under 30 and 30-40 to register, arrange postal votes or proxy votes and VOTE!

Get the Vote Out. Vote!

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Can we get it to 100,000 by the deadline of 8 June 2026 & 23 Jun 2026 and Brexit Referendum 10 year day?

Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UK
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/749128

Response in Jan-26
The UK will not be rejoining the EU, but this Government has reset its relationship with the EU with a new strategic partnership: A deal that is good for UK bills, borders, jobs and growth.

02-Apr-26 08:55
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The US war on climate science continues. PIOMAS Arctic Ice Volume analysis is now dead as the source data from NOAA has closed.
https://psc.apl.uw.edu/research/projects/arctic-sea-ice-volume-anomaly/

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- Alabazam

60ml Cognac, 20ml Lemon, 20ml Curacao, dash Angostura. Top with 15ml soda.

The soda makes it a Daisy, instead of a Sidecar. Without the Angostura it's a Biarritz.

You have to say "Alabazam!" before the first sip.

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WMO State of the Global Climate 2025
https://library.wmo.int/records/item/69807-state-of-the-global-climate-2025

Last 3 years are the hottest 3 years in the records.
Last 11 years are the hottest 11 years in the records.

01-Apr-26 19:40
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That about wraps it up for the "Four Weeks War". Welcome to the "Five Weeks War".

Did Trump declare victory yet? Or are we still celebrating "Epic Fury"?

Where's "Get Your War On" when we need them?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Your-War-David-Rees/dp/188712876X
http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/gywo/war81/

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Happy Article 50 day.

9 years since Theresa May invoked Article 50 and made it formally inevitable that the UK would leave the EU.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_invocation_of_Article_50_of_the_Treaty_on_European_Union

One of the greatest acts of suicidal self harm in the UK's history.

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- Piccadilly (Savoy)

50ml Gin, 25ml Dry Vermouth, dash Absinthe, dash (1ml) Grenadine, lemon peel

2 dashes Grenadine and it's a Savoy Special Cocktail.

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