Thought you'd like this. How "Shuffling" is ruining House Music...

Julian Bond - 2013-01-21 18:59:00+0000 - Updated: 2013-01-21 18:59:00+0000

Thought you'd like this. How "Shuffling" is ruining House Music in the UK.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/shuffle-wars [1]
Personally I think the real problem is "Girlie Conga" where 10 girls holding hands in a long line try to get from the loo to the bar to their friends at the front of the crowd without losing each other despite at least 50% of them being called "Molly" and having had one too many Bacardi Breezers.

Either that or "Blue Bass Shoez" and "ShoeGazy Pie" really are genre names for subsets of House music. Or are we witnessing a crossover somewhere between House and Footwork?

[1] Big up for Kerry Boyd, AKA MadKezza His video and interview in the article are hilarious!

Shuffling: the War at the Heart of London's New Dance Scene | VICE

Le Mont Bennett - 2013-01-21 23:59:11+0000 - Updated: 2013-01-21 23:59:52+0000

BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH This is the most non-dance I have ever seen!!! +Lauren Egan Check this article out! LOLZ

+Julian Bond Thank you for posting this! I needed this deep belly laugh!!!

Julian Bond - 2013-01-31 09:00:24+0000 - Updated: 2013-01-31 09:03:52+0000

#iGOTMOVES "This is House Music, this is my House, I don't have to pay to get in and there's never a queue for the loo". ;)

If you can cope with it, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23iGOTSHAPES AFAIK, these are real and not a piss take like the first.

SeeAlso http://shitlondon.co.uk/