New emotions for modern times. 1) The feeling of running as fast as you can while not actually moving 2) The feeling of being alone in a huge crowd 3) The feeling of being constantly off balance because what you understood and thought was forever has changed or disappeared. Meaning that every problem or task has to be solved for the first time rather than completed via habit and routine. And just for you, internets, http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/five-emotions-invented-by-the-internet/ With a nod to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Mooney "Easy Travel to Other Planets"