I was looking for something else and just found this from 2004. Dig those forgotten cultural references! Not entirely sure where it came from so needs citation. The revolution will be blogged. You will be able to stay home, brother. You will be able to plug in, turn on and get your own IP. You will be able to lose yourself on generic V.i.a.g.r.a and Prozac, Skip out for a Frapuccino during the free pr0n download, Because the revolution will be blogged. The revolution will be blogged. The revolution will not be brought to you by the NY Times in 4 parts with commercial popups after a one time registration. The revolution will not show you pictures of Bush landing on a carrier and leading a charge by John Ashcroft, Douglas Rumsfeld and Dick Chaney to eat the profits stolen on the way to Iraq. The revolution will be blogged. The revolution will not be brought to you by the RIAA and will not star Britney Spears and Paris Hilton or Eminem and Madonna. The revolution will not give your iPod a new battery. The revolution will not lock you in with DRM. The Atkins diet will not make you look five pounds thinner, because the revolution will be blogged, Brother. There will be a webcam of you and Winona Ryder pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run, and Marsha Stewart trying to sneak the drug money past the SEC. You will be able to predict the winner at 8:32 and get reports from 563 districts because, The revolution will be blogged. There will be phonecam pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on TextAmerica. There will be phonecam pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on TextAmerica. There will be pictures of Rush Limbaugh being run out of ABC on a rail for "Addiction to prescription drugs". There will be slow motion and 360 degree QTVR of John Kerry strolling through Watts in a doubleknit leisure suit that he had been saving For just the proper occasion. Gap, Starbucks, and Hooters will no longer be so damned relevant, and women will not care if Aleks finally gets down with Carrie on Sex in the City because people of colour, or even no colour at all, will be online looking for a brighter day. The revolution will be blogged. There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news and no pictures of heavily pierced women activists or Condoleeza Rice blowing her nose. The theme song will not be written by Moby, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, nor sung by Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Sheryl Crow, Alicia Keys, or R.E.M. The revolution will be blogged. The revolution will not be right back after a message from our leader about weapons of mass destruction, homeland security, or the axis of evil. You will not have to worry about anthrax in your post, armed sky marshalls, or biometric ID cards. The revolution will not give you a transportable TV entertainment center. The revolution will not help you to be all you want to be. The revolution will put you in control of the keyboard. The revolution will be blogged, will be blogged, will be blogged, will be blogged. The revolution will be no re-run brothers; The revolution will be live. [from: Google+ Posts] |
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